Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Turquoise

CaptainZaphod
Newbie
Registered: 11-24-2007
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 19

Review: Turquoise
Date: Jan 05
Provider: Turquoise
Phone or Pager: See Ad
Email Address:URL / Website:http://
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Area / Address: Wurzbach & I-10
Appointment Type: Incall
Provider Category: Agency
Activities: Breast Worship, HJ, kind of a cowgirl thing - no DATY, no BJ whatsoever
Session Length Scheduled: HH
Fee: $.60
Total Paid: $.60
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? No
Was the Description you were given accurate? Yes
Hair Color and Length: Long, black, silky
Age: 2?
Race: Hispanic
Perfume/Fragrance: Fresh and all Natural
Smoking Status: Could Not Tell Either Way
Where did you hear about this provider? ASPD, Craigslist

Provider`s Body: I'd guess 5'6" or so. Body fit for legitimate modeling, IMO. I'd say C cups, nice naturally tanned skin
What was the Provider's Attitude like? You're old/fat/ugly/any or all of the above and I'd rather not do this


Comments: When I walked in, she told the hostess that she got texted from her brother, wanting money. The hostess murmured something to her, and she said, "Okay, I'll take him."

She shows me to the room, and says, "You just want a half hour, right?" ... I wasn't planning on it, no, but I can see you'd rather leave, so fine. I need to learn to speak up, should've just left or asked for someone else right then and there.

While in there, she was a bit standoffish. I asked if she was okay with me, and she said, "yeah" (I'd have gladly just taken the other gal sitting in the other room with the hostess). She stripped down to g-string only, and laid there while I played. I finally laid on my back, while she got some hand lotion and went to work with her hands on Mr Happy. I asked if she does BJ's, and she said no (despite her previous reviews).

She worked it with her hands, and I had to tell her, "Okay, I'm ready." She goes, "ready for what???" like she was surprised or something. I said, "to fuck" ... cause I didn't know what she was surprised at ... was I in the wrong place or something? She said, "tsk ... oohhhh, okay" and went for a condom. She put it on, mounted me (pretty reluctantly, at least that was the impression I got), and just bounced. No in-out action, no back and forth. Just kind of a bounce, while I was in her.

I tried pulling her closer, so I could take some control over it, but that didn't help, so finally I just said, "okay, nevermind, g'head and jerk me off," which she did. Just as I started cumming, she let loose 90% of her grip and killed 90% of the eruption it could have been.

Unfitting of past reviews of her, so I'm guessing it was me ... not knowing what other hobbyist's typical ages and weights are, so I'm potentially jumping to the wrong conclusion, but I doubt it.

Let my bashing begin!
Would you recommend this Provider to others? No
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